brooklyn nine nine, SUPERHEROS (omg im sorry im stuck on that today i guess)
Holt is a self-made Batman type without any powers, but Jake and Boyle are CONVINCED that he’s at least psychic or can teleport or has super hearing or SOMETHING because he seems like he’s EVERYWHERE and always knows EVERYTHING.
Jake is a speedster with nonexistent impulse control.
Rosa SEEMS like she has super strength but also everyone’s too afraid to ask her if she actually has powers or what they are.
Boyle is Aquaman and is always indignantly insisting that there’s more to it than just TALKING TO FISH, OKAY, BUT ALSO FISH ARE PRETTY GREAT AND YOU’D ALL BE LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM
Terry is Wolverine but he prefers using his claws to sculpt beautiful artwork to using them as weapons.
Amy is Superman and in a crisis she’s always GREAT but outside of that she’s a tryhard mess who is always like “oh, Captain Holt, let me de-ice your car with my heat vision so you don’t have to go to the trouble of scraping it off!” and even though she does it ALL THE TIME with her own car she ends up overdoing it and setting his car on fire.
Everyone is like 95% sure Gina is actually a supervillain but she swears up and down she’s just a humble and totally human civilian administrator, but then she laughs really creepily right after, so nobody knows what the hell to think other than someday she’ll probably kill them all.
I am on the second to last episode of season one - middle of a binge watch - and it is getting so hard to watch, so uncomfortable. While we obviously know that Hannibal is the villain, it is crazy to watch little clues come together, piece by piece, to create the picture of what he is doing.
To see Will see about half of these clues and slowly work his way into the picture. And the half he is missing are the ones that show what Hannibal is doing to him.
And then, simultaneously, we see the false clues that Hannibal drops to paint a separate picture.
Like, we see Hannibal slowly convincing everyone that Will is mentally ill, including Will, and (if you have a little bit of spoils) drugging him to create many of the symptoms. And why…
Because he likes Will. If Will figures it out, if the police believe him, then he has to kill Will. And, after he was in the hospital for a couple of days - thus free of being drugged - he figures half of the clues pointing to Hannibal. Of course, he is almost immediately drugged up again.
If Will takes himself out of the investigation, Hannibal doesn’t have to kill him. If he is frame correctly and seen as mentally ill, he’ll be no danger to Hannibal and probably locked up in a mental home where Hannibal can visit and not kill him.
Although, I think there is also a professional nurturing thing he was trying to do that didn’t work out but, eh…
Alison and Beth telling Sarah and Cosima about her secret relationship *obviously Beth is alive*
I WAS GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY UNTIL I READ THE PART IN ASTERIKS BECAUSE NOW I’M JUST IMAGINING ALISON AND BETH’S CORPSE SITTING THERE AND ALISON’S LIKE “WE’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP” AND THEN BETH’S CORPSE FALLS TO THE FLOOR AND ALISON’S LIKE “YEAH SHE DOES THAT SOMETIMES”
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT PART IN PARENTHESES HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WRITE FLUFF NOW
[breathes slowly, writes fluff]
Alison’s fingers are tight around Beth’s, so tight Beth wants to wince from the pain — she doesn’t, of course, but the thought is there.
"…Was this supposed to be a secret?" Sarah asks, bored.
"You guys are pretty…" Cosima trails off, waves her hands around, finishes awkwardly with, "…loud."